If... Then Maybe

If I bulk up… then I will be more desirable,

If I’m more desirable, then I will get hit on more,

If I get Hit on more, then my self confidence will go up

If I get more Self Confidence, then maybe, just maybe, I will get the type of man I want to look my way,

If I get the type of man I want to look my way, then maybe we can be in a relationship,

If we get in a relationship, then maybe it will last for years,

If it lasts for years, then maybe he will be my soul mate,

If he is my soul mate.. maybe then I won’t feel Lonely,

If I don’t feel lonely….maybe I will be forever happy.

So if I bulk up… the end results will be me being Forever happy…

That’s how this thing works right?

So… I think it’s time for me to go to the gym.